Uncle Tom's Tales
Uncle Tom Thompson
Weaver of Unbelievable Tales
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Delivering One of the Most
Unique Storytelling Sessions
Available
Known to tell stories about the most unbelievable and hilarious
events, people, places, ghostly works of fright art, and other areas of communicative
disbeliefs, Uncle Tom will take you down 
the road of mental experiments. You will
actually be in the passenger seat when Uncle Tom gives you the best way to ride, train, or
just plain get rid of that Ole Mule that you neither wanted or needed.
Makes no difference, if the man who traded you the mule told you that this was one of the best mules in this country, even if he didn’t have any use whatever of doing any labor that required some movement.
Uncle Tom deals in a total different scope of looking at things, and will get into your mind and make you wonder if you believe in what you think, or what you should think.
There are very few subjects that Uncle Tom
won’t discuss, and he likes those things which he knows absolutely nothing about the
best. He can discuss politics, ERA, stress, biscuit cooking,
how to prepare and serve, and even find a
good eating possum, money matters, the importance of good biscuit making, direction
taking, marriage and how to find a good partner, dogs, roosters, mules, oil wells,
outhouses, his smart grandpa, and a whole textbook involving Monroe, Bits, Leroy and the
rest of the crew. He even gives advice to anyone who has the nerve to set there and
listen.
Approximately 200 stories that are from his Grandpa’s past, and some of his own, and there are new ones added whenever his mind happens to round a new bend and trips over something that the old bull left in the road.
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• Storyteller for Cracker Country for the Florida State Fair, Tampa, Fl., 9 years.
• Storyteller at Mossy Creek Barnyard Festival, Perry, Ga. Spring and Fall Show.
• Storyteller for Elder Hostel, DeFuniak Springs, Fl.
• Storyteller for Berea Crafts Festival. Berea, Kentucky.
• Performs at Great Gulf coast Arts Festival, Pensacola, Fl.
• Performed for Federation of Women’s Club Convention, Orlando, Fl.
School and Club performances -- Too numerous to list.
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School Storytelling Sessions - Club Meetings - State Fairs
Conventions - Craft Shows - Storytelling Workshops
Contact Uncle Tom or Aunt Livy by clicking HERE
From the Outhouse--Uncle Tom Speaks - Tales to Remember
White Oak Baskets, Ole Timey Lye Soap, Corn Husk Dolls, Ole Time Doughbowls, Bark Berry Baskets, Granny's Crazy Shirts and Bonnets, Ole Timey Sticks & Hoops, and all the advice you ever needed from Storyteller, Uncle Tom.
Uncle Tom’s Outhouse
P. O. Box 483
- Paxton, Florida - Telephone 1-850-834-2803
